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So, I’ve been cheating on you with the new tart on the block, Google+. I’m not ashamed of it at all. If you would get all Dan Savage about it we could all get along. Maybe. But probably not. Because, right now in my heart of hearts… I want to divorce you, Facebook. I want to run in the open fields with G+. Bask in her warm embracing Circles. Know that she has only eyes for me and isn’t looking over my shoulder while we hug to check on her crops in FarmVille.

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